Ok, CC has a problem...
And it's our job as his closest and dearest friends to step in with an intervention...
This Friday night, I say we all show up and express to him our deepest concerns, no matter how painful they may be, and let him know that we are only there to help him.
Each of us will take just TWO cars (I call first dibs) and in doing so will help him in ways that he won't necessarily agree with or even understand (The first of which must be a never ending oil change routine...)
It will be painful, there may be tears, there may be shouting and bullets, but don't let that deter you, WE ARE HELPING!