PAYS TO GET A GOOD STRIPPER!

[coolblue]

Just took my no frills RE to the scales to see what it weighs off the showroom floor. With a over a half tank of fuel (@5/8's...def solidly over a half tank) I was hoping for low 4400lb range. Came back at 4280! The car has no sunroof, cloth interior, no Harmon Kardon boom box, no rain sensitive wipers, no lane detection and standard narrow body. I've been reading these cars go mid 4400+ to 4500+ so I was real happy. Girl at moving company loved it. Told her it was a Xmas present to myself but actually wife gave me the ok. It's supposed to be a $10 weigh charge (I've done it before with other cars) but she said "since it's an Xmas present, no charge. Merry Christmas".

 

[moparjim]

Not at all what I was expecting from the title. LOL
Is that weight with you in it?

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

NO FAIR!!! I call FOUL!! You CANNOT use a title like that for your thread, and not expect people to think that you mean this...especially when you have an easily suggestible mind like mine

I hear the word "stripper" and it's like making that funny noise for the dog.....my ears perk up and my head tilts sideways.

 

[SilverBillet]

Can’t wait to see more replies!

 

[Hellcatcfp]

False advertising...shame on you @coolblue. Thought, finally a perfect thread for @Hickster. LOL.

 

[JRabq]

NO FAIR!!! I call FOUL!! You CANNOT use a title like that for your thread, and not expect people to think that you mean this...especially when you have an easily suggestible mind like mine

I hear the word "stripper" and it's like making that funny noise for the dog.....my ears perk up and my head tilts sideways.

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No doubt! Mind sees title, thinks....day after Christmas, off work, perfect time for a stripper. What could go wrong!?

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

No doubt! Mind sees title, thinks....day after Christmas, off work, perfect time for a stripper. What could go wrong!?

EXACTLY!!!!! Especially since I missed the Christmas party last Friday at my local place of worship.

 

[Phizzle]

I thought you were going to review a stripper for us or something. Thought it was odd that this landed in "General Automotive Discussion" so I just had to click.

Was disappointed. Was hoping you were going to talk about Mia Khalifa's side hustle.

 

[JRabq]

You ruined my relaxing day on HCF. Now I'm combining threads..." Why doesn't Dodge give Good Strippers to us Hellcat owners"..

 

[Hickster]

There you go with my cousin again and her other sister.

 

[JRabq]

Welcome Hicks..i kinda figured that title was like chum in the water for ya

 

[tkracing1]

I should lock the thread for false advertisement...

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

I should lock the thread for false advertisement...

maybe make him go stand in the corner for about 15 minutes to think about what he's done

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

There you go with my cousin again and her other sister.

You gotta stop puttin those home movies on the net

 

[coolblue]

Not at all what I was expecting from the title. LOL
Is that weight with you in it?

No just car only. Sorry to disappoint. LOL

 

[MikeD1]

Well, there's 90 seconds of my life wasted
At least post #3 from @Stormtrooper1320 was worth looking at !

 

[coolblue]

False advertising...shame on you @coolblue. Thought, finally a perfect thread for @Hickster. LOL.

Hey look, if it makes the thread more legit I'll get naked and takes pics. But then you'll have a legit title and ALOT of pissed off Hellcat forum.org members.

 

[coolblue]

You ruined my relaxing day on HCF. Now I'm combining threads..." Why doesn't Dodge give Good Strippers to us Hellcat owners"..

Yea I already googled that before this thread. Came up with nutti'n.

 

[coolblue]

I should lock the thread for false advertisement...

FREE SPEACH! FREE SPEACH!

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

Hey look, if it makes the thread more legit I'll get naked and takes pics. But then you'll have a legit title and ALOT of pissed off Hellcat forum.org members.

you're at home getting ready aren't you....