Hickster's car

[PJO]

Peeps, geez, gettin a little harsh aren’t we? Either you find the “dialect” endearing and a nice translation challege, or you don’t. You‘re not strapped in Clockwork Orange style.

 

[Markp]

Peeps, geez, gettin a little harsh aren’t we? Either you find the “dialect” endearing and a nice translation challege, or you don’t. You‘re not strapped in Clockwork Orange style. View attachment 14539

I don't mind it. Sometimes I get what he is saying sometimes I don't. Hickster is a mysterious character.

 

[Anguish]

Peeps, geez, gettin a little harsh aren’t we? Either you find the “dialect” endearing and a nice translation challege, or you don’t. You‘re not strapped in Clockwork Orange style.

Nah, I'm legitimately asking what's happening here. I'm an old nerd. I've seen drunk-posting. I've seen stoned-posting. I've seen aneurysms. I've seen elderly. I've seen trolls.

This one I don't know what's happening. And I'm asking... what's the story? Not to be mean, but because I genuinely want to know what category this falls under.

 

[Rcasa20]

I’ve spent quite a bit of time with this genius over the past year and you’d never know this is how he writes when speaking to him! If we can ever be social again we need to have a 1st Annual Hickster Gathering at Quaker Steak in St. Pete!!

 

[Markp]

Nah, I'm legitimately asking what's happening here. I'm an old nerd. I've seen drunk-posting. I've seen stoned-posting. I've seen aneurysms. I've seen elderly. I've seen trolls.

This one I don't know what's happening. And I'm asking... what's the story? Not to be mean, but because I genuinely want to know what category this falls under.

Nobody's knows the answer to that question. It's like asking why are we here? Some things are too complex for the human mind to comprehend.

 

[SilverBillet]

Nobody's knows the answer to that question. It's like asking why are we here? Some things are too complex for the human mind to comprehend.

He is an enigma!

 

[DGatzby]

Hey! He is another owner of a good looking Hellcat. He posts here and I have laughed my ass off reading his stuff. I find it challenging to read and sometimes it takes a while, but more entertaining than some other posts. Ever since the dude sold me the decoder ring, I get it! When we can fly again, count me in for the gathering. I'll need to rent a damn Challenger, but it will work good enough.

 

[SilverBillet]

He’s an enigma!

 

[DGatzby]

Get the mini-me out too! Poor dude is dead, right?

 

[Hickster]

I am za telling ya,,, It's that shine and the dielectric union that cracks the nuttster. Got a bitster in the mail two day with $3,900 pinchos in an envelope that weighs more than my fat ass dog eatin cat. Thing looks like cooster,, coming or going. After getting my boot pissed in last year, $25,ooo,the red,,, goster $39,00 for ceramic coating or ceramic coating. They got my goard last year so,, my time if that bitch , Ms Ass Cash from Seminole, Fl don't take my mud flalaps off my gopher ass. Damn black widower spider goober. Like JJ and his boy friend. Couldn't drive a super fly with his fly clipped.

 

[Mike L.]

Hey! He is another owner of a good looking Hellcat. He posts here and I have laughed my ass off reading his stuff. I find it challenging to read and sometimes it takes a while, but more entertaining than some other posts. Ever since the dude sold me the decoder ring, I get it! When we can fly again, count me in for the gathering. I'll need to rent a damn Challenger, but it will work good enough.

I'd laugh my ass off along with you if I had your ring.

 

[Anguish]

Okay. I'm going with troll. Nobody's that impaired that often and doesn't come back to say "sorry guys, I was really wasted when I wrote that."

Have fun, guys.

 

[Linda's Hell Cat]

Okay. I'm going with troll. Nobody's that impaired that often and doesn't come back to say "sorry guys, I was really wasted when I wrote that."

Have fun, guys.

It's all in his name "Hickster"

He is having Fun with "Hickster's Culture". It's one of those lost languages. Sometimes I'm not sure if it's from the backwoods in the mountains,or granny's from the rocking chair on the porch. But it probably has no living descendants and Hickster keeps it alive.
Oh and when he is drinking and going on a rant then there is a thick accent mixed in. That's what you saw.

Just an FYI though and Hickster can write in English very well.

Linda

 

[DGatzby]

I am za telling ya,,, It's that shine and the dielectric union that cracks the nuttster. Got a bitster in the mail two day with $3,900 pinchos in an envelope that weighs more than my fat ass dog eatin cat. Thing looks like cooster,, coming or going. After getting my boot pissed in last year, $25,ooo,the red,,, goster $39,00 for ceramic coating or ceramic coating. They got my goard last year so,, my time if that bitch , Ms Ass Cash from Seminole, Fl don't take my mud flalaps off my gopher ass. Damn black widower spider goober. Like JJ and his boy friend. Couldn't drive a super fly with his fly clipped.

So you got the rod looking good again Hick?

 

[tkracing1]

Okay. I'm going with troll. Nobody's that impaired that often and doesn't come back to say "sorry guys, I was really wasted when I wrote that."

Have fun, guys.

We have vetted Hick and it was determined he is a living legend.