What did you do to your Hellcat today?

[Hickster]

Now girls,, easy, easy and sleezy. Ovah a jap bike? Geez. Yank us around about bikes? My last 1 waz a HD, yepper areal bike, 63 Shuvel Pan. Made fer 6 months and less dan 100 made. Dis 1 had ovah $10,000 wuth of gold inlaid. Like my gals. In da paint fer da gas tank and fenders. It was choped with a Butz springer frunt end wit a hard tail. All chrome, pain, ape hangers wit chrome braded lines and all SS air crap fittens. Only 2 shops in Penis County wood wurk on it. Da had wrenches dat were rubber snot 2 scratch. Yes, I have pics along wit my 77 Superglide I bought new fer $2,100. I sold em cause my back waz ruiend due 2 wrecks. I had an in vent atory and neede to purchase a new car, so. Both bikes went, 2 vetes, 1- Z 28, an F250 extended cab wit an 8 foot bed. Big ass truck plus da work trucks. Den da HC came and flea on say #7- 3 times removed, says clean out 2 garages and 2 ware houses. All most all da tuuls are still dare, her garage. Saw em yesterday wit da Kat. Taken da car to get sum wine fer far wurks on da gulf course.

 

[2ndAmend]

Wow, when my wife reads Hickster's posts out loud, I can understand most of it. Without her, I don't have a clue what he is trying to say. I thought I understood 50%, but today it's 5-10%. (I think. )

 

[2ndAmend]

Today I bought a companion for it. An SXT GT AWD.

Had one about a year ago, really liked it, and missed it. Hopefully the new one will have a functional channel knob, even when the gauges are up on the performance pages..

Not that I know why a V6 has performance pages, but some of them do.

Ya know, they have SC kits for them! With intercoolers!

 

[Jimmy N.]

Ya know, they have SC kits for them! With intercoolers!

Thanks, but no thanks. If the weather is cooperative and I feel the need for more than twice the power, I'll just take the 'Cat instead.

Besides, it's good for my standing with the local law enforcement to drive something slow on occasion. They'll think it's the same car (both are Granite) and think I'm just driving nicely. They won't know I'm going as fast as I can in the SXT.

 

[2ndAmend]

Thanks, but no thanks. If the weather is cooperative and I feel the need for more than twice the power, I'll just take the 'Cat instead.

Besides, it's good for my standing with the local law enforcement to drive something slow on occasion. They'll think it's the same car (both are Granite) and think I'm just driving nicely. They won't know I'm going as fast as I can in the SXT.

So you're going to switch the badges and hoods?

 

[Hickster]

Now Amenderer. Can't beez dat bad. If youz snort a pew wiffs of shine beez foe youz read ster. Den youa'll wifester can inturpt it fer ya. It ain't dat hard unless youz bee frum Gilligan's Island threat en to inter nien Dave's house in Florida. I will hire Donald 2 kickster sumber assatoll. U no what ass atoll is, rite? Assatoll waz invented by a wing nutt frum Shortz Island. I will beez campen at Ft Desoto in a few weeks wit Shurt Island, hoopf I live 40 mynutes frum da track.ully. Make ander keep a new friend frum da forum. Gots itster? Dat track is barry guud and well kapt. Great gr ass area bi da track 2 park 2 have ah meat an da great wit persuns youd neva met. Goober. Butt Hgwy 64 is a 2 lane Rd off of 75 witch ain't sew guud. Bring fuud and beer cause it is a wait. Now, fer youz gun owners. Dare is an open air range 10 mynutes frum da track. Due east on da same rd. Dat means, last time I waz dare, open. Piss tols, rifels, autos, subs, all of em. Open 2 da pubics. Bettah call 1st.

 

[Jimmy N.]

So you're going to switch the badges and hoods?

I don't think the SXT has any badges, and neither does the 'Cat, so there's nothing to switch.
And no, I'm not moving. I like this alligator free 'hood.

 

[DavidKFla]

I don't think the SXT has any badges, and neither does the 'Cat, so there's nothing to switch.
And no, I'm not moving. I like this alligator free 'hood.

Do you have grizzly bears?

It's not hard to tell them apart.

 

[Jimmy N.]

Do you have grizzly bears?

It's not hard to tell them apart.

No, just normal ones. And I've only seen two so far.

There's enough free space that there's no reason for them to get close to houses and such.

 

[DavidKFla]

No, just normal ones. And I've only seen two so far.

There's enough free space that there's no reason for them to get close to houses and such.

We have black bears. They prefer to stay away from humans.

 

[Hickster]

Black bares are ok. Day are snot dat aggressive. Far off a 45 round and day bee gone. Grizleer s will still cum at cha. Spend abitof timeon da Applachian trail and youz will figure it out. We used 2 hike fer weeks on dat critter. Day have bare pruuf kabins dat youz culd stay in ware bares can't get 2 ya. You will sea real fast da diff erance. I'd beat da hell out of a Seminole Gator bee foe a bare. Dem bares r tugh, stankey, furry critters. A 357, 45, 9mm wunt stop em. Dare bare hare is too thick and fat. Gots 2 bee a bare gun witch ways 10 times a 45. Damn thangs r cannons in yalls holster. a per cise shot 2 da heart willl stop em. Utter dan dat, day are fun to play wit. Gate ers, youz get in da wata wid em and you r toast. On land day are du fastest critters on land at 40 feetsters. Da can propell dem sales faster dan a cheeta. Day get em teeth in ya and drag ya 2 da wateh. You beez toast. Flip, roll, flip, roll and youz be drund and taken 2 da gaytur hole. Eye spent amany of dayz observen dem frum multi stories of Lake Seminole Square on Lake Seminole while watchen da space shuttels take off. Ova da watah. Ize learned da habits of da gators. Theyz brains R ass large as a split grean pea. La Sewar peas please. Butt indastincts dat last 2,000 ears. Day R snot 2 bee messed wit unless you have anutter mean ass gator. A Semi hole frum Tallee ass ee ain"t no chance. I'd sea em cum unda mud ducks and snatch em and take um undah 2 da gator hole and eat em. 1 aftah anuttah. All day long and den da watah mocks cume around and Bam. Snakes ain't got a chance against da dick skin of da gator. Remembah, snakes can't bite undah watah or day will drown. Sew reember, if a snake like a wata mock. Snot a Chattanooga Mock. Cumes at chaa wit da mouth open. Go unda watea. Gators will latch on ya, twist, and flip like know tomorrow. Bad assess. Snark week weehah now. I wood take a gayter ovah a shaak eany gay day. Gay tores bad ass in da wata whore on da land. Sharks, watah only. Gay tors con breathe in or out a watah and fight in both. Sharks are limited 2 watah. Dat is why Hickstah thinks like a Gaytah snot like a Semi hole.

 

[Bobo]

Black bares are ok. Day are snot dat aggressive. Far off a 45 round and day bee gone. Grizleer s will still cum at cha. Spend abitof timeon da Applachian trail and youz will figure it out. We used 2 hike fer weeks on dat critter. Day have bare pruuf kabins dat youz culd stay in ware bares can't get 2 ya. You will sea real fast da diff erance. I'd beat da hell out of a Seminole Gator bee foe a bare. Dem bares r tugh, stankey, furry critters. A 357, 45, 9mm wunt stop em. Dare bare hare is too thick and fat. Gots 2 bee a bare gun witch ways 10 times a 45. Damn thangs r cannons in yalls holster. a per cise shot 2 da heart willl stop em. Utter dan dat, day are fun to play wit. Gate ers, youz get in da wata wid em and you r toast. On land day are du fastest critters on land at 40 feetsters. Da can propell dem sales faster dan a cheeta. Day get em teeth in ya and drag ya 2 da wateh. You beez toast. Flip, roll, flip, roll and youz be drund and taken 2 da gaytur hole. Eye spent amany of dayz observen dem frum multi stories of Lake Seminole Square on Lake Seminole while watchen da space shuttels take off. Ova da watah. Ize learned da habits of da gators. Theyz brains R ass large as a split grean pea. La Sewar peas please. Butt indastincts dat last 2,000 ears. Day R snot 2 bee messed wit unless you have anutter mean ass gator. A Semi hole frum Tallee ass ee ain"t no chance. I'd sea em cum unda mud ducks and snatch em and take um undah 2 da gator hole and eat em. 1 aftah anuttah. All day long and den da watah mocks cume around and Bam. Snakes ain't got a chance against da dick skin of da gator. Remembah, snakes can't bite undah watah or day will drown. Sew reember, if a snake like a wata mock. Snot a Chattanooga Mock. Cumes at chaa wit da mouth open. Go unda watea. Gators will latch on ya, twist, and flip like know tomorrow. Bad assess. Snark week weehah now. I wood take a gayter ovah a shaak eany gay day. Gay tores bad ass in da wata whore on da land. Sharks, watah only. Gay tors con breathe in or out a watah and fight in both. Sharks are limited 2 watah. Dat is why Hickstah thinks like a Gaytah snot like a Semi hole.

I just want to know if you have a special keyboard????

 

[DavidKFla]

Detail guys just left.

 

[Hickster]

Every thang Ize own is special.

 

[Unholy707]

Was ready to run out to Wednesday night at the track, and it started pouring until an hour ago. Seems to happen every time I mention or even think about going to the track

 

[Unholy707]

Detail guys just left.
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I need paint correction and someone to detail my car BAD

 

[McLovin]

I need paint correction and someone to detail my car BAD

I could probably do that bad....

 

[2ndAmend]

This past Wed went to the dragway, another HC owner showed up with a brandy new Plaid. Smoked me good, he did 3 passes in the 9.3's. No effort, almost boring. I guess this is the future.

 

[DavidKFla]

This past Wed went to the dragway, another HC owner showed up with a brandy new Plaid. Smoked me good, he did 3 passes in the 9.3's. No effort, almost boring. I guess this is the future.

I hope not.

 

[Smitty]

This past Wed went to the dragway, another HC owner showed up with a brandy new Plaid. Smoked me good, he did 3 passes in the 9.3's. No effort, almost boring. I guess this is the future.

Fast but boring